Constipation is neither funny nor a laughing matter. It is
really a serious matter. But a few facts can be mentioned to see the lighter
side of it.
People spend a lot of time, many of them painfully, in the
toilet. It is interesting to know various ways they adopt to spend that much
time. And, at the end of it, different people accomplish different things.
One of my friends never ventures into the toilet without
news paper. Some take books. My uncle used to take pen and paper. He would
finish writing one or two poems inside the toilet. Many carry mobile phones. Finishing
a few important calls is time well spent. Right?
I heard people get TV units installed inside the toilet.
Very convenient to catch up with morning news and one or two important programs
as well. I know some, who finish shaving while waiting for the stool to come
out.
People constantly find innovative ideas to utilize the time
spent in the toilet. But finally, the very purpose of going to the toilet is
not achieved.
The basic thing here is, when you are constipated, getting
immersed in some other activities like reading or shaving won't help matters.
Keep your mind on the main activity, that is, evacuation. Keeping your mind on
your lower abdominal area helps in relaxing the muscles involved and makes the
stool movement easier.
Some one pointed out - Man can move things hundreds of
kilometers in a minute. But, he spends hours in moving the stool sitting just
three inches from the exit! Many times, unsuccessfully. Very sad.
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